How does one think of a cool and original title?

I can either:

a) Fail at attempting to sleep because its unusually warm and muggy

b) Fail at attempting to sleep because there are thousands of moths flying around my room　

05/24/12

(via who-ate-my-waffle)

05/24/12

crevan-grietje:

wendythang:

hk-homestuck:

squiddle dee dee

squiddle dee dum

OH MY GOD HANNAH

HANNAH OH MY GOD

SCREAMING

(via actionbadass)

05/24/12

amodicumofgrace:

mockingtheodds:

Roxy: amodicumofgrace

Jane: mockingtheodds

GOTTA GO FAST.

EVAN WOKE ME UP THIS MORNING TO DO THIS

WORTH IT

(via melodyrage)

05/24/12

fastpuck:

SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.

dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!

WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.

no! you can’t make me!

EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.

that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!

(via braincurd)

05/24/12

ladyofblood replied to your post: ladyofblood replied to your post: ladyofblood…

…..Nice in the way that best friends are to each other…….. She slaps me…. And I mock her all the time….. But you know, we’ve been there for each other through a lot, so yeah :)

I’m going to take your word for it then. You know what happens if someone is horrible to you.

05/23/12

ladyofblood replied to your post: ladyofblood replied to your post: ladyofblood…

Hahah oh oops sorry. (and just so you know, you’re like literally nothing like her hahah besides that one occurrence)

Haha, it’s okay :) IS SHE NICE TO YOU?

05/23/12

ladyofblood replied to your post: ladyofblood replied to your post: ladyofblood…

……………………………………………Um………………………..The universe is telling us that I have met the nicer and less *blonde* version of my IRL best friend :O

Shhhhhhh… Sydney, you shouldn’t be saying things like that… Shhhhhhh…

05/23/12

ladyofblood replied to your post: ladyofblood replied to your post: So I have to go…

Yes! Though There really are never coincidences*cue dramatic music*

Really? *gasp* :O What are these things that appear to be coincidences then?

05/23/12

ladyofblood replied to your post: So I have to go to an interview to discuss what…

…. Its funny because in the tags you say “when I actually learned something because Jade taught it to me”…. That is literally something my friend Sara said once, though instead of about jade it was about me! Whoah! The coincidences!

Oh, the coincidences! :O

05/23/12

Noooooo! Shoosh! I’m here! It’s all right!

05/23/12

tigercatfish:

homosexualotter:

milesjai:

Mhmm, yes. Perfect.

Somebody do these with me. We don’t even have to date, we just have to have fun doing silly stuff together. Any takers?

oh wow, #12 sounds so great

completely impractical and probably really cold, but great

(also, this is the uk, so probably just bringing a regular umbrella is a better idea)

05/23/12

techsergeant-truffula-lish:

theonewithroboteyes:

shapeshiftingreddemon:

frycrofts:

secondlina:

A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.

#i love that the aesthetic one looks like sherlock

*stares at the second one, thinking of Jose* ~

ME AND MY MOIRAIL DOWN ON THE BOTTOM LEFT. X3

I frequently confuse a Squish with a Crush and vice versa….

(via hawkinhisnest)

05/23/12

So I have to go to an interview to discuss what I’ve learnt in Maths this past year ~~(for reasons)~~.

It’s going to be a very short interview.

05/23/12

journeyintoparanoia:

cuddlyxmedics:

diglettdevious:

bless you

SCREAMING

Anyone who quotes the guide, get in my bed

(via fictionsexual)

05/23/12

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